I'm sorry you had to put up with a wife like me.
It must have been worse terrible for you.
I was a horrible husband.
Let's dig in.
Sungtae! Over here!
What took you so long? Where were you?
Did you guys start without me?
- Go sit over there. - What? Hey!
Do you know how many times we had to call you?
Let me see. Juyeon. Juyeon. Juyeon. Juyeon. Juyeon.
Let me see.
You called me a million times!
- This is hilarious. - I don't believe it.
How'd the blind your date go?
How can could you set me up with that old hag?
She's my age!
She's the prettiest friend I have.
- Are you sure she's your age? - Yeah.
Her eyebrows were tattooed on.
Did she perform her own plastic surgery or something?
You didn't think she was pretty?
Let's just drop this subject.
You're the one who got personal
with her on the first date.
- Me? - Yeah.
Will you guys stop it?
What is the matter with them?
I bet they're secretly dating. This is all just a ruse.
You two got a crush on each other
the first day in college.
We're way beyond that now.
Who dragged her drunk ass home
to make sure she was safe?
- Sungtae. - That's right.
And who defended him every time
he got in trouble with the seniors?
Juyeon.
- That's right. - Right.
Yeah.
Guys.
Sop trying to fight these feelings.
Why don't you just do it already?
You two should get married.
Hey.
Can I have my hand now?
I don't see him as a guy.
Dogs are different from men. We have different lifestyles.
It can would never work out. It's physically impossible.
Are you saying calling me I'm a dog?
No. A drunken dog.
Maybe it's time for you to feel the wrath of a dog!
Let's go, Juyeon. The guys everybody's already left.
I'm not done drinking.
You have to go home.
Do I look old to you?
No. You're fine.
People used to say I'd win the Miss Korea pageant hands down if I entered.
Who am I going to hang out with after Eunsook gets married?
You can hang out with me.
Let's go for a drink!
Fine. Let's go.
Walk straight. You're wobbling.
Don't you get married before I do.
Why not?
You can wait till after I get married.
Water. I need water.
I said let's go drinking, not go to a motel.
You kissed me first.
Why did you touch my breasts?
Will you guys keep it down?
You call those breasts?
What about you? Shouldn't you start working out?
Your ass was is practically in your shoes!
Into this holy estate these two persons come to be joined.
Forget it. It was just a mistake.
What does that make me? A mistake?
If any person can show just cause why they may should not be joined,
Is it a marriage you want?
Are you out of your mind?
Believe me! This isn't what I want!
This is so embarrassing. We're at a wedding!
Sit down.
- Congratulations. - Thanks.
Eat up, guys.
Are you two still fighting?
Honestly, I'm not a catch.
I've got nothing to my name.
I've got no money saved up.
My job has no future.
I don't want to ruin Juyeon's life.
What about me?
Working in advertising isn't what all it's cut said out to be.
I go out drinking all the time. I'll probably throw up in his face.
I can't ruin Sungtae's future.
Why would we ever get married?
I knew you'd understand. You're a great guy.
We have a solid friendship. I don't want to risk that.
This is why I like you, Sungtae. You're such a good friend.
I'm quitting drinking for good.
I mean it.
There are so many urban myths about marriages.
People who fell fall in love at first sight.
People who met and got married after a blind date.
People who overcame all crazy odds to get married.
They have one thing in common.
They all lived happily ever after.
That's why we will never part.
We will never, ever part.
This sucks! We couldn't even go on our a honeymoon!
I bet you're ecstatic. You hate riding planes flying..
It's safer this way. The weather is awful.
This is so good! Don't you think so?
Hi. How've you been?
Thank you.
From now on, call me the wedding expert.
What took you so long?
Let me introduce Kwon Jaehoon. He's our new director.
I heard you're the producer. I look forward to working with you.
Me, too.
Our strategy is to position
the drink as a healthy lifestyle choice
in line with the today's changing trends.
How is that strategy different from all the others out there?
We're going to stress the fact it's made of fresh fruit.
We all know that.
Well... It's...
You're going to stress the fact it's 100% juice?
Yes. 100%.
We switched around a couple of employees posts,
but I know you can handle the workload.
That's me.
I go where others fail.
I want people to
"instead of just talking the talk.
I want a strong, passionate person.
Let's make this work.
All right.
Drink your coffee.
Ow! Hot!
I'm sorry.
Quick. Give me a beta blocker or something to slow my heart.
You're the second one to ask for that today.
Hurry!
What's wrong with me? My heart won't stop beating is pounding.
If it does, you'll die.
I guess you're right. This is really bitter.
I am married. I am married...
Why don't we go tomorrow to get our marriage certificate?
Sure.
Actually, I can't. I have a meeting tomorrow.
What about the day after that?
I can't. I'll be out doing market research.
We can't put it off forever. When should we do it?
It's just a piece of paper. Don't you trust me?
This is it. It's perfect.
You'll won't never know unless you try it out first.
Sit down.
You should take it.
You won't regret it. Like me!
Give us a deal. Please?
I thought you went home.
I need your signature on a couple files.
I can come back later.
That's okay. Leave them here.
Okay.
Will you help me?
Press down on three. One, two, three.
- Press down on my shoulders. - Oh.
One, two, three.
- Go behind me. - Yes.
- On your shoulders? - Okay.
- Wait. - Three!
I'm fine. It was soft.
You're not as flexible as you look.
I'll come back later for the files.
Okay.
I'm home.
Hey.
Where'd you get that?
And what's with the wallpaper?
This is antique mahogany.
I had to use part of your bonus.
You actually paid money for this crap?
You can find one of these in any photo lab!
There are so many things I want.
You should need to make more money.
What are my books doing outside?
Why don't you sit down? It's really nice.
No. I want my dinner.
Tired. Can we eat out tonight?
I'll make breakfast tomorrow.
Juyeon! Wake up!
I'm hungry! Let's eat.
It's too early to eat.
Let's eat. Come on.
There are ramen noodles in the pantry.
I can't have noodles for breakfast.
Ten more minutes. Can't you have go out for breakfast outside?
Where would I go? It's only 7:30.
Come on. Get up.
Rise and shine!
The sun is up! Come on!
Get up! Get up!
Cobra twist!
Twist! Then knee kick to the Butt!
- Sop it! - Knee kick!
Pigs in a blanket!
I said stop it!
Are you all right?
What is the matter with you?
What are you getting upset for? I was only kidding around.
You think this is a joke?
Fix your own breakfast!
- Hi, mom. How was the traffic? - It wasn't that bad.
- I hope you like it. - Ok...
- Eat a lot you too. - Sit down here and eat too, Juyeon.
- I brought your stew. - Thanks.
Here you go.
Here.
- Ow! - Be careful.
Let's eat.
How is it?
It's all right, but it's not to really my liking thing.
Let's eat.
It tastes like artificial flavoring.
Hey, What? I think it tastes fine hmm? Just right.
Since when do you like food like this?
I always liked this stuff.
What are you talking about?
Should Want to we play cards after?
- Sure. - I know you like to play.
- Too bad! - Too bad
There's nothing to take.
- You had the card? - Are you like an expert or something?
That's twelve points.
She'll go easy on you.
It's your turn now. 25 hits.
You're really going to hit me?
Hey. Hold still.
One. Two. Three. Four. Oops!
You can't hit me with your fist!
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry. Let me do it over.
You forfeited your chance. You cheated.
Five. Six. Seven.
Ow! You want a piece of me?
I'm on a roll!
One more. 25!
Let's switch to slapping each other.
You've gone crazy What is this.
Take care. We'll call you later.
What's with your mom? Is she mad?
- You seriously don't know? - Don't know what?
Couldn't you let her win? She's my mother.
It's just a game. Besides, I lost a couple times.
Forget it.
Is that why she's mad at me?
Don't you know her at all?
She gets upset really easily.
And yet you pummeled her wrist like there was no tomorrow!
You really can't get into the mood.
Why are you so competitive? It's just a game.
Is this who you are?
This is who I am.
I'm sorry if you don't like that.
Why did I get married in the first place?
We can say it never happened.
What about that? You should know guys are lined up to be go out with me.
They're probably all losers.
Hey!
Hey! Sop!
Is it so hard to be a good wife?
Am I asking for too much?
That's who she is.
You should never have married her.
What are you talking about?
I think you need
to up the sex factor.
Women crave new things.
You need to spice it up a notch.
They may pretend otherwise,
but they like it when men do that.
Didn't you know?
What are you doing?
Turn around.
Hold still.
- What are you doing? - Wait.
- Let go! - Hold still.
Fine.
You sick pervert!
Those tapes said girls like that.
I told Sungtae to wait before trying that out.
What?
Didn't it turn you on?
Of course not.
- You're such a tease. - Yeah.
You'll think differently in five years.
Especially after having a kid.
Really?
I'll give you what you want, Sungtae.
You can't dance to save your life.
Asshole.
He's changed. He's not the same.
Were you forced into marrying a rich guy or something?
If you love him, wouldn't you want to be with him every single moment?
What I really want is to be with the one I love for one day.
I'm don't even not asking for a lifetime. One day is enough.
I can't reach the writer at all.
It's like he dropped off the face of the earth.
Did you go to Kyobo Bookstore? Did you check the books?
I meant to go today, but I had reserve forces training.
I couldn't go to both at the same time. Besides, I was tired.
- Dalgu. - Yes?
Are you wearing an undershirt?
It's a v-neck shirt.
Fashion is part of a strategy. It matters to clients.
Let's make publishing fun. Think of this as dating.
Think of clients as your girlfriends. That will get us more readers.
Isn't that right, Sungtae?
Sungtae. Sungtae.
Huh? What?
I said let's start dating.
How can you say that in front of everyone?
Who do you think I am?
I am not that easy.
I'm a married man.
Why do you keep looking at me like that?
At you?
I thought I made myself clear.
I am a married man now.
- Sungtae. - Yes?
Do you know how to drive?
I get sick often, so
I'm not good at it. I vomit sometimes.
That's pretty cute.
I was checking the rearview mirror.
The seatbelt in this car are hard to unbuckle.
Okay.
- Ow! It's digging in! - Sorry.
Why are you lying back?
Isn't this what you wanted? I'm sorry.
So her boss got mad at her for fooling around.
Do you know what she said?
Can't you see I'm working?
Isn't that hilarious? I almost died laughing.
You're trying too hard, Sungtae.
That's enough. Fill his glass.
Okay.
I'd rather you pour it for me.
Will you resign with us after you finish your book?
Why does everything have to be about business?
You shouldn't know when to pull back.
Are you seeing anyone?
We need to constantly tap into our emotions.
Why don't I keep you company?
I can fill your demand your gap.
I'd do a really great job.
Will you fill my demand, too?
Why don't we all have a drink?
I think I'm really drunk.
What are these things doing in here?
Are we supposed to take them out?
- Do you know? - Let's have a drink.
Sure. Thank you.
Okay.
Good. Smile. Put your leg up.
Keep this leg straight. Lift up the other one.
Oh! A little higher.
- A bit more on the shoulders - Like this?
Yea! Like that Now smile into the camera.
Ok, Let's go.
You're supposed to be working.
Okay.
Okay. That's a wrap.
Good job.
The pictures came turned out pretty well?
Well. You're a pretty girl.
It's all thanks to you.
No. I should tell you that. Let's look at the screen.
She can't act for shit! Who does she think she is?
I won't win any awards with that bitch.
Stupid What was I thinking?
Ilwoong! I told you to lock up the warehouse.
Yes sir.
If I get had work done, I'd be pretty, too.
Who cares if she's got breasts boobs the size of watermelons?
What about you? What's your size?
What good does it do to you to talk shit about your model?
I thought you were a pro.
I thought you'd have more belief in your work.
I guess I was wrong.
Wait. You're not wrong.
I won't stand here and be lectured by a creep dick like you.
What are you doing?
It's locked.
Let me see that. Move.
Hello? Is anyone out there?
- Hello! - Anyone out there?
Let's go for more drinks.
Open up! Anyone out there?
Watch your head, sir. Say lying down.
Where's your stop?
Mokdong.
I see. No. Say lying down.
Will you take him to Mokpo?
It's around the harbors area? At the very end please.
Say lying down.
Your drunk. Let's go.
Are you okay?
You drank way too much.
You should think of your health.
Here. Try this.
No.
I ran to the store to get it.
Will you at least drink a little?
Want to hear a funny story?
Men want their women to be sweet and obedient,
but when someone like me does it, they get mad.
I worked all my life to get here.
I gave up sleep, and I gave up food.
But all you guys see are my tits.
That's not true.
All I see is your heart.
Want to dance?
I don't do dance. I'm better at drinking.
I thought you only get got jealous of other women.
Let's dance.
What are you doing out here?
This is a public place. Get a room.
And don't throw your trash out here.
I'm tired.
Keep this a secret.
Sungtae. I'm so sorry.
You're up already?
I didn't sleep.
Were you waiting up for me?
Of course. Wouldn't you have done the same?
You don't have to iron my boxers.
Don't bother.
I can't. I feel too bad.
What say we go on a hike?
I'll be waiting.
There. Let's go.
Go where?
Let's go.
- l... - Wow
Seoul looks so beautiful from up here.
The world really is pretty,
but I only have eyes for you.
What if this is the moment I've been waiting for?
That can't be. I'm married.
Not that I like married women.
The woman I love happens to be married.
I'm going crazy.
I just danced with the most wonderful man,
and it wasn't Sungtae.
Your life is like a sitcom.
Are you aware of that?
I'm in love with another man!
I'll tell the others about this, so they won't ask questions.
I requested to be moved a transfer to another team.
Sungtae. Do you love me?
Or are you tired of me?
You shouldn't say that at work.
Let's go on ten dates.
"lf you still don't like me then, I'll back off.
I guess I should ask for a divorce That's good for sang-tae.
but it'll break Sungtae's heart.
What if he's alone and miserable the rest of his life?
Are you out of your mind?
It's your fault he hasn't had a girlfriend for 1 0 years.
You can't do this to him.
That's it! I'll make him divorce me!
This is my one shot at happiness.
What are you doing?
Hey. Have you gone crazy?
What do you think you're doing?
I'll make it clear once If you pull this crazy shit again,
we're getting a divorce!
- Divorce? - You heard me.
How can you say that?
This isn't a game!
Wait! You're still wet!
What's wrong with her?
What are you doing with my couch?
A fortuneteller told me
we have something old and used in the house
that's blocking our path to happiness.
This is the only used thing in the house.
That just that?
I was thinking of selling it.
You can't sell that! It's mine!
He told me to stick a charm on your forehead.
What are you doing?
You said to throw out used things.
I'm only doing this for you So don't be sad.
You can't step on my books!
What's the matter with you?
This is who I am.
You're not the only one living here.
Neither are you.
We need to respect each other's space.
Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Nope. Not the water bill either.
"What is it you want?
I want the old Sungtae back.
You used to be on my side!
- I haven't changed. - You have changed.
I can't live like this anymore.
What do you want? Do you want a divorce?
Yes. That's what I want.
Will you stop clinging to me?
I don't even see you as a woman anymore!
You never did anything for me.
You made some instant meals.
Look at what that crap did to my complexion!
Sop complaining about your food. I'm not your cook, you pig!
Pig?
Kibong?
Do you know him?
I thought I saw you in a movie.
Oh really... for instance
You can't get a divorce if you've never been married.
There is no record of a marriage certificate.
There's no certificate?
But we did have a wedding.
I told you we should have gotten a certificate.
I didn't have time.
You should have made time.
You can't fight in here.
Get out.
Why am I so tired today?
I have a ton of things to do.
Get out.
Can't you hear me?
Get out!
Did you see the nose on that guy?
This could be for the best.
We can just part ways here.
Were you that unhappy with me?
It's your fault we're here!
How can this be all my fault?
Forget it. It's my fault.
Really?
It's a girl?
It's a good thing she doesn't look like you, Hoseob.
Hey they look alike! look carefully.
- She has my nose and forehead. - Yes.
She doesn't have any muscles.
Why are you two so quiet?
Didn't you always tell us to shut up?
I'm on the quiet side.
Try to stay that way instead of doing...
What I mean is...
when is your housewarming party?
Hello?
Sorry.
I was with my friends, and I couldn't answer the phone.
Have you had dinner?
Yes. I'd like to go.
But my friend just had a baby.
I'm at the hospital right now.
Since when can't you eat without me?
You need to have dinner.
Juyeon? Is that you? I heard you!
Who were you talking to?
Busted stay right there!
Say right there!
- We need to talk! - Fine!
Who were you talking to?
Doesn't he know you're married?
He's just a friend.
Don't try and lie to me.
I can see right through you.
I'm going to find out anyway. Just tell me.
What about you?
Miyeon. Miyeon. Miyeon.
Miyeon. Miyeon.
Who is this bitch?
- We are not... - We? You're already a 'we'?
Don't try to lie to me.
And stop stroking that ass.
Junggil.
Yeah?
- It's about Sungtae. - Yeah?
He's got a woman.
What are you talking about?
Her name's Lee Miyeon.
What is she, an actress? She's no actress.
She's his editor-in-chief. That's what I heard.
- What? - It's no big deal.
She's his boss?
Did I say that?
I don't remember.
Did they sleep together?
Of course not.
Are you sure?
No. It's just an affair.
That means they slept together!
He didn't do anything.
He's just a little confused.
You're no better than he is.
Why is this so important?
You guys already went to court.
Shut up!
Sorry.
Is it okay for you to tell me?
I thought you were his friend.
Did I wake you?
Sungtae. I need water.
Nothing happened. Don't worry.
You did throw up all over my new carpet though.
How will you ever make it up to me?
What about a kiss?
I'm having dinner with my friends. Want to come?
You don't have to if you're busy.
I'll be there. I'm going to eat something expensive.
You must really like me.
What is this?
I was only trying to get you two back together.
Why did you set this up?
I felt like I had to do something to patch things up.
Lower your voice.
You two are lovely together.
I guess you were meant to be.
I wonder where my soul mate is.
I should apologize for this.
Sungtae's really sweet.
He just can't say no.
It's frustrating sometimes.
He likes helping other people,
and they tend to mistake his intentions.
Sungtae's not frustrating.
He's very trustworthy.
What?
The same dress can look cheap or expensive depending on the person wearing it.
To me, he's like an expensive dress.
She must be out of her mind.
Where were you last night?
Were you with him?
You're embarrassing me.
You're not embarrassed that you slept with him?
You're embarrassed talking to me?
I thought you liked antiques, but I guess I was wrong.
I didn't know you liked younger men.
Good good.
Junggil told me about you. Don't act like you're perfect.
This is all Joggle�s fault!
Thanks for the meal.
Why don't we go to a karaoke bar or something?
I'll pay for this round.
Where's my ring?
Where did it go?
It must be in your bag.
It was on my finger when I went to the bathroom.
Did you see it?
Why are you asking her?
I can understand.
You must have been jealous.
But taking someone's wedding ring is a low blow.
May I see your purse?
Juyeon!
Show me.
Sungtae!
What are you so angry about?
Wait.
I got it now.
You'll never be able to take that ring off.
I found the ring.
It was in the ladies' room.
What do you think I am?
Do you think I'm some kind of idiot?
You know that's not true.
Why did you marry me?
What about you?
I wouldn't have married you if I'd known how hard it'd be.
- Look. - I'm going to India
to help a friend with his business.
I see. That's good.
I have two tickets.
Will you come with me?
I was out of line the other night.
You know how I am.
I can't control my emotions sometimes.
This has to stop now.
We still have two more dates left.
What about the editor?
You're too good for me.
Do you love your wife?
Men are so funny.
They never say what they feel.
Is it because of me?
Let me give you a piece of advice.
If you can, let her go. If you can't, just give up.
Turn off the TV.. Turn it off.
You can't just run away from me like that.
You'd better come home now!
I can't sleep at night without you.
I get so scared.
Will you forgive me?
Your funny.
This was both our faults.
Let's just call it even. Okay?
Listen up.
Sungtae has an announcement
to make before the meeting.
Are we going out for dinner? I already have plans.
- Dalgu. - Yeah.
I really liked you, Miyeon.
It was short but I was happy.
It was for real.
I'm sorry.
Fine. You're fired.
Do you really love her, Sungtae?
Let's just go up there and sing.
For our love Why does it have
to end this way
She's not my wife anymore.
She can't tell me what to do.
Why doesn't she call
that boyfriend of hers?
Hey! You! I know you!
Wait. I have to go.
Hey! Sop!
Didn't you hear me calling you?
Where are you going?
What are you looking at?
You fool, you trying to act like you don't know me.
You said you loved me You said you needed me
Even if our memories are lost
I loved you for loving me
and I loved me for loving you
We were so happy...
Who do you think you are?
Huh? How dare you?
We...
We're going to India.
Do you know what she said?
She said it's no fun with you.
- Hey - Will you wake up?
- You're so drunk! - I'm fine.
Hey! Isn't that Sungtae?
You!
Ah, He...
Hey?
Life can't be all fun and games.
You fool.
Oh no!
No one will mess up the house now.
I ordered a new couch for you.
I hope you like this one.
It'd be better than the other one.
I...
What is it?
Here.
I thought you might need it.
Open it on the plane.
Thanks.
I should go.
- Take care. - Thanks.
Juyeon!
Don't forget to put your seatbelt on.
And don't drink too much on the plane.
Who dragged her drunk ass home
to make sure she was safe?
- Sungtae. - That's right.
And who defended him every time
he got in trouble with the seniors?
Juyeon.
- That's right. - Yeah.
No. A drunken dog.
Maybe it's time for you to feel the wrath of a dog!
Goodbye.
six months later
It's not wise to keep a ton of cash lying around.
Real estate is the way to go. My mom bought me an apartment,
and it rose in value. 200 million won!
Not 1 00 but 200!
It must be nice being rich.
It can get uncomfortable at times.
Let's eat.
This is good.
I'm glad you like it.
Have we met before?
Never mind.
We should see how it works before we get married.
We have to try top and bottom.
Orgasms are very important to me.
I see you have a good body.
You must work out?
I'll need to get laid at least 5 times a week.
I hate women
who are cheap.
They are just unacceptable to me.
I live alone in a small studio.
1235 is the code.
1234 is too easy.
Anyone could break in.
Are you going to the bathroom?
It's this way.
Sungtae?
It's been a while.
Who?
Juyeon?
Miss answer the phone~
phone?
Excuse me. Hello?
Misook? Why did you schedule three blind dates in one day?
This one is ruined.
Some other woman showed up.
It was all muscle!
I don't know. I have to go.
I can see you'll be the ruin of any man.
How've you been?
Was this a blind date?
Of course not.
She looked nice enough.
A little cheap, but nice.
It's nothing like that.
- How've you been? - Good.
I didn't think I'd see you here.
Yeah.
Are you with that guy over there?
He used to be my teacher.
My teacher...
You shouldn't let him take you to the outskirts or anything.
That's none of your business.
If you don't have any plans...
Why don't we go for coffee?
Do you have time for that?
Do you have plans?
Well...
How much did you miss me?
Don't ask me that.
- Please? - What about you?
A lot.
You're lying.
What about you?
You're tickling me! We should stay in bed all day.
Juyeon! Juyeon!
I have to ask you something.
Yeah?
Did you have sex with anyone else in the last 6 months?
No. Who would l have sex with?
Really?
What about you?
Me?
Why can't you answer me?
- I asked you first. - Answer the question!
I asked you first!
You bastard!
"What? Bastard?
Let's make this work, Juyeon.
I love you!
I have guests to greet.
This is your last chance. You can still cancel this.
Why would I cancel this?
You guys have no idea.
Juyeon's a great catch.
She's pretty, smart, and she can drink.
Where else am I going to find a girl like her?
I wasn't drunk
at that motel.
I've waited 1 0 years to marry her.
Why would I let her go?
We've got you now, Sungtae!
We've got all your words on tape!
Sorry, Sungtae!
You guys had a hidden camera? What the hell were you thinking?
Hey! Don't shoot.
Fine. Fine! I give up!
Give me the film. Hey hey give me the film.